Sorry, reader. But you’re no Hugh Hefner.

That 85-year old has charm, millions in the bank account and a silk bath robe that drives the ladies wild. As a result, he can date both Anna Sophia Berglund (referred to this week as his “best gal“) AND Shera Bechard (labeled by Hef as his “new girlfriend” yesterday).

You however, cannot. Therefore, you must study photos of both these Playmates here and decide: Which you rather Hef it up with… if you know what we mean!

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